We hear that Rick Santorum prayed and firmly believes it is Gods will that he runs for president. But then so too, apparently, did Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry and any number of others for all we know. Clearly they believe God is a Republican and is taking time off from global matters to micro-manage American politics. Either they’re all lying, deluded, or (my favorite theory) the almighty has just been messing with them and is being very mischievous here for the lulz.
